Dear Holden this is something that you would hate about the world i live in...

Dear Holden Caulfield,

From the reading of Catcher in the Rye, I was able to infer a lot about you. You are the type of person who despises phonies, and does not favor change. You hate it when the young are exposed to all the bad influences, leading them to mature too quickly. Therefore, in my world, there would be many things that you would hate.

First and foremost, you would have a strong odium for all the Hollywood prostitutes, like Paris Hilton, Katy Perry, and Miley Cyrus. Celebrities like this, have a strong relation to your brother, D.B. They are a few of the many who give themselves to Hollywood just for the profit and the fame. You would merely puke at the site of Britney Spears and Lindsey Lohan, since you hate when the youth lose their innocence. These stars are perfect examples of innocent little child stars turned bad from the sexual, drug, and partying influences that surrounded them at a young age.

The number of phonies in my world would make you sick. In every neighborhood, street, on every corner, there are millions of fake people. Our world is made up of them. The large sum of plastic surgery nut heads, people with false identities, and cheaters would drive you crazy.For instance, Heidi Montag is the perfect example of a real person who virtually turned into plastic over night for undergoing over ten plastic surgeries at once. Another example of fake people in my world, is identity fraud. People are always stealing others identities, making themselves into something they're not. Thus, you would would have an anathema for all the spouses who live another life from their wives/husbands, constantly hiding their secret life, with millions of lies. Many people can find many great things about my world, but you would simply just find flaws.


-Sydney Freeman (a reader)